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	<title>Comments on: Microsoft Acquires the Catholic Church</title>
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		<title>By: Religion News, Blogs and More &#187; - religion catholic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 13:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...]  Microsoft Acquires the Catholic Church  By AS/400 Geek  ?The combined resources of Microsoft and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people.? Through the Microsoft Network, the company?s new on-line service, ?We will make the &#8230;   Mid-Deranged.Com - http://mid-deranged.com/ [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Corey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;With the acquisition, &lt;b&gt;Pope John Paul II&lt;/b&gt; will become the senior vice-president of the combined company’s new Religious Software Division ...&lt;/blockquote&gt;

That's going to be interesting to see, since JPII has been dead for a couple of years now.  Zombie Pope / Vice-President.  Actually, I could see a Microsoft Executive being a Zombie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>With the acquisition, <b>Pope John Paul II</b> will become the senior vice-president of the combined company’s new Religious Software Division &#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s going to be interesting to see, since JPII has been dead for a couple of years now.  Zombie Pope / Vice-President.  Actually, I could see a Microsoft Executive being a Zombie.</p>
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